vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
I'm about to meet this chick in a hour I met off okcupid. We have nothing in common but physical attraction, and this chick is a crazy nympho.? She gave me her number after like 3 messages.? We started talking and she was extremely bitchy and anti drug and just immature.....a lot of favorite color questions and naysaying everything I liked.? Then the other day she texts me out of the blue " for someone whos trying to get in my pants you dont try very fucking hard "? I said....ummmmok...hi?? ANd from there it was just her asking me what I wanted to do to her, and her sending me pictures of herself masturbating and her ass and what not.? She would continuously send me recordings of her moaning and picturs of the mess she made.? She claims she was with a guy for 3 years and he never fucked her and she was a virgin the whole time, and then she hooked up with a guy from okcupid for 6 months and they fucked every day and now shes single. So shes only fucked one guy ( I don't believe it ).? She starts asking me if we met up if I would just eat her out and jerk off, and not fuck her.....I said....ok?.....then she started begging to get titty fucked, and then she started talking about sucking me off.....this has been over a two week period.
We decided to meet up today, and she started talking about how she just wants me to fuck her hard all day, and then take her home and never talk to her again.? She said she doesn't want to date me, cause I don't wanna date her, and she just wants to get fucked, and not have to talk to me anymore.
How awesome is that?
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NewfoundFreedom Manure whore
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 1,423
Sunday 1:00 free aids giveaway
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vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
If I get aids im gonna be pissed.? What does aids smell like?
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spiritinthesky112 Stranger
Registered: 10/11/11
Posts: 139
Last seen: 15 hours, 31 minutes
Aids isnt that bad, it's the gonnaherpasyphylaids that you really have to worry abOut
Uzziel Stranger
Registered: 12/30/10
Posts: 2,093
Last seen: 2 hours, 10 minutes
You have some real dignity I'll tell ya that.. sounds like you're always talking to skanky women online...
have fun gettin the herps or somethin cuz this bitch is straight nasty... I would be surprised if she DIDN'T have something..
only one dude? heh... try like 50.
vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
she was smoking hot and defintely did not have anything, she didnt even know how to give a hand job, i just got her off a few times and she wanted me to jerk off in front of her.? I think she may have had sex with only one guy, she has little to no experience in most areas.....and she was smoking hot......I have pics of her vagina if you want em.
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evildee125 :inception:
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Registered: 03/23/09
Posts: 3,139
Loc: fl
Last seen: 6 hours, 14 minutes
What the Fuck kinda question is that
vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
Maybe it's in bad taste to post pictures of her vagina?
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vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
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NewfoundFreedom Manure whore
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 1,423
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tweekingTwak Stranger
Registered: 03/19/12
Posts: 146
Last seen: 3 hours, 13 minutes
lol
sirbojangles h20
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 1,215
Loc: inside a transpa
Last seen: 7 hours, 20 minutes
im just curious, what is your profile like?
what about a collection of facts attracts a girl like that?
do you have an amazing picture or something?
i tried that site and got no messages. i sent out like 20.
vandago Submarine
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 8,713
Loc: Eastern standard
Last seen: 16 hours, 52 minutes
I pick up some freaks on that site.? My pic is jut me and my dog, and my profile seems pretty normal to me, with a bit of witty humor thrown in.? Her profile seemed completely normal, and I didn't think I'd get anywhere with her really, she was just super attractive and lived right around the corner from me so I figured I'd message her, and she ended up being a crazy nympho.? She looked even better then her pics did too.? Shes really immature though.....and not the brightest girl ever, but I don't do an iq test before's I fuck someone.
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sirbojangles h20
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 1,215
Loc: inside a transpa
Last seen: 7 hours, 20 minutes
i was trying to seem smart on my profile. i answered all the questions that test intelligence and stuff. so i was recommended a lot of girls who were probably too smart and well adjusted to have ridiculous online hook ups.
i dont know...im thinking of trying again. i just have no incentive to use the site unless im horny or lonely. i feel like thats a dumb reason to do things.
although if everyone felt that way, no one would do anything because thats why empires are built. acceptance and pussy.
keyohnah the proverbial mind spread
Registered: 10/18/10
Posts: 433
Last seen: 3 hours, 53 minutes
Hahaha, this message board has convinced me to never send naked text messages.
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